I can read.

I'm using Times New Roman font. I don't know why actually. I used to hate it because of the fact that all of our last minute essays, poems written about love even though the author had not known it himself, and other useless forms of "formal writing". Anyways, yesterday was a half day and I chose not to go to school. Whoohoo. During my do nothing day I decided to actually do something with my life. I read a list of useless facts that no one else would care to read about. What am I talking about? Ha, here are some examples:

• The armhole (you know where you put your arm through your shirt) is called an armseye. Oh my goodness! You're wearing an armseye?!
  

• Dreamt is the only English word that ends in "mt". Okay, try and be smart and think of another word.

It's okay don't get too excited. This is only the first blog! Ha, now you can jump up and down for joy cause there is definitely more to come.